Networking, the delightful art of collecting acquaintances like Pokémon cards, is absolutely essential in today’s social survival game. Who needs genuine friendships when you can have an army of LinkedIn connections?

So dust off your charisma, master the art of small talk, and remember: it’s not about building meaningful relationships; it’s about amassing an army of business cards to flaunt at parties.

Now, go forth and conquer the networking world like a pro!